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[plantfood]

Though he won't admit it, even to himself, Mathias is slightly nervous.

He's made the best preparations he can, managing to take over the television in the basement for the time being, although he hasn't had as much luck with the bookshelf as he'd been hoping. It seems to know he's looking for something in particular and so has been giving him all sorts of other movies. Eventually, it gave up two monster movies, though neither of them are from the fifties and he's a little disappointed by that. The titles, however, are especially ridiculous and so he hopes they're still entertaining enough.

He's telling this to Julie as he leads her down to the television, holding both movies in his hand. "So our options for tonight, anyway, are Sharktopus or Two-Headed Shark Attack. I am not sure which one sounds more absurd." They both look to be fairly recent, too, perhaps even made after his time and Mathias isn't sure what that says about the modern movie going experience.

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[kissmehardy]

"However it went, I'm glad they seem to have made themselves a nice enough life." When all is said and done, I really am a bit of a romantic.

"Me too," I say, with great feeling. "I don't care how many heads the shark in the other might have had. There's no possibility it's better than this."

[plantfood]

"Unless the two-headed shark also has tentacles," he adds thoughtfully, trying to think of ways for this movie to be more absurd than it already is. "Though I have a feeling that the story just isn't as good."

[kissmehardy]

"Tentacles on a two-headed shark would be a bit much, don't you think?" I ask, as though either would be the one thing that would put it over the line. "I don't see how the story could even compare. This is a masterpiece of cinema."

[plantfood]

"It has probably won several Oscars," Mathias agrees with a knowing nod as he glances back to the screen. "I think, in particular, the Best Actor and Best Actress awards, yes?" It's fun, though, even as much as he's poking fun at it. It's keeping him entertained and, better still, Julie seems to be liking it, which is what he'd wanted.

[kissmehardy]

"Sharktopus alone could have won both those awards." This is a much different kind of film than I'm used to, but I don't hesitate to enjoy it. "The cinema seems to have changed a bit in the past seventy years," I observe. "But I'm glad to find that I'm only an old lady by the calendar. I haven't gone off allowing new things just yet."

[plantfood]

"I think many things have changed. Even just between my time and the island," Mathias admits, thinking about it. There are all sorts of things he never would have considered to be real that he now accepts as part of every day life. Fictional people, magic, sea monsters. The island changes many things, it seems.

[kissmehardy]

"The only constant is change, right? Keeps things fresh, anyway." As disconcerting as the future can be, I love being surprised by wonderful things that I hadn't thought to imagine before. "And you were supposed to say something about how I don't look so old, or that I've aged well, or something along those lines," I tease. "This is a date, isn't it?"

[plantfood]

"Of course," Mathias answers, struggling to keep his own smile in check. "I just thought it was a given that you have aged well. You look barely a day over sixty." It's one of those things he doesn't think of often, how some of his friends are so much older than him or would not have been born at all in the time he's from. They're all here now, all close to the same age.

[kissmehardy]

"Thank you. I'm glad I can pass for such a youngster, though I think I'll make an excellent pensioner. I've been saving up stories." I am dead serious about this, as I'm thrilled to have even a chance of truly growing old. "Though I never thought I'd have to come to Neverland to do it. Does that make us pirates? They were grownups in Neverland."

[plantfood]

"I always liked pirates when I was growing up," Mathias answers thoughtfully. "Does that mean I was the type of child who would not have been allowed in Neverland?" He's always been far too serious, far too stern for something like that anyway, but it was one of Henrich's favourite stories growing up and Mathias knows it well.

[kissmehardy]

"Of course not!" I'm actually a bit horrified at the thought of a child left out of Neverland. "All children are allowed in Neverland. You'd just have had younger pirates, when you were there. The rules of Neverland are flexible. It's sort of the point, isn't it?"

I have very strong feelings about the subject and feel a need to explain.

"Peter Pan was always a favorite at Craig Castle. My mother even keeps our windows open when we're not at home, in case we come flying back in without warning."

[plantfood]

Mathias smiles at that, such a nice memory to have of home and quite a lovely visual on top of that. "It was one of my brother's favourites," he says. "He would jump off his bed all the time, telling me that he could fly. There were many bumps and bruises during that stage of his life. A broken arm once, too, when he jumped off a much higher perch."

[kissmehardy]

"I think Jamie became a pilot just so he could fly without pixie dust." I miss my brother desperately, but talking about him sometimes helps. "I, however, am still not fond of heights. I'll get in a plane, and even jump out of one, but only if I have to. I much prefer to stay on the ground."

I watch sharktopus eat some swimmers and laugh.

"Dry ground."

[plantfood]

"I'm not sure it would help with this situation," Mathias says, watching the movie for a moment and although he thinks he should be surprised when the skartopus is suddenly walking along on his tentacles, he really isn't at all. "Perhaps dry ground that is very, very far from any ocean."

[kissmehardy]

"Bloody hell," I say, laughing still at the film. "Noplace is safe from sharktopus. I'm not even sure your hammer is going to be much help here."

[plantfood]

"No, probably not," Mathias agrees, laughing at the sight of that thing walking across the ground. The special effects aren't particularly good, but it's still a funny visual, no matter what. "We would need a much bigger and better weapon than that."

[kissmehardy]

I'm not particularly squeamish, but I've got my face half covered with my hand at the gruesome scene.

"Maybe we could set the two headed shark after him."

[plantfood]

"Not if he escaped to dry land," Mathias points out. "Unless the two-headed shark uses one of its heads for walking somehow." That actually seems like it might be something that's possible, but he can't imagine how.

"We will have to watch the other movie to see if that happens," he decides. And if it means spending more time with Julie, he thinks that will be just fine.

[kissmehardy]

"It would have to be done before he leaves the water. We'll have to see if it's necessary." I really don't need to be persuaded much at all. "Though I do wonder if you're just trying to find a reason to keep me down here." I adjust myself to move a bit closer to him on the sofa to show that I don't mind. "We're probably safer down here, at least. I can't imagine either of them would be much good at handling stairs."

[plantfood]

Mathias grins a little when Julie adjusts and he shrugs. "Perhaps I am," he says. Sam will have something to say about it eventually, but he's having fun down here with her, talking more than watching the movie, but the movie itself is a good enough excuse to stay in the basement. "Do you not think that Sharktopus could get down the stairs with its tentacles?"

[kissmehardy]

"I hope stairs might at least slow him down, but I think Sharktopus can do anything he puts his mind to." My arm brushes against his when I reach for the popcorn. "We might be in terrible danger."

[plantfood]

"I would do my very best to keep us safe," Mathias answers, smiling. "But I suspect even the best of us all might not be able to stand up against Sharktopus." And he would hardly count himself among the best of anyone or anything.

[kissmehardy]

"It would be quite a fierce battle, I'm sure. And there'd be no shame in losing to Sharktopus. I'm almost hoping he ends up winning in the end. He's much more interesting than anyone else in this film."

I won't be telling this to Maddie, who will laugh at me just like she did when I cried over the German officer when I dragged her to see The Adventures of Colonel Blimp.

[plantfood]

"I think that's typical of most of these movies," he admits, giving Julie a grin. "The human characters tend to be... one dimensional. Sometimes quite boring." And the dialogue isn't particularly intelligent, but that isn't exactly what they're watching for, he thinks. Not a movie with a title like Sharktopus. He wonders who makes these movies, who comes up with these ideas.

[kissmehardy]

"I'm not saying I want to invite him over to dinner or meet him at a dance or anything, but I think I'd prefer Sharktopus on my side over these people."

I say this as poor Sharktopus meets his explosive end.

"Poor dear Sharktopus."