"I have had to be patient or I would spend all my days dressed in shirts with offensive expressions and pictures of women with large breasts," Mathias answers with a sigh. And although it's a little funny, he's also telling the truth. The box makes him work for his clothes, choosing usually to give him things that he would never think to wear. He suspects it would be less offensive to go naked than to wear some of the things it's tried to give him.

He crouches by the side of the box again and looks into it for a moment. As always, it seems like the materials change. Never obviously, just here and there, until he can reach in and push past some of the orange to a wet suit that's been hidden beneath. It's not particularly attractive either, that same orange runs in stripes down the arms and legs, but it looks to be about Sookie's size.