"So I've been tricked into an acquaintance with Sharktopus." I shake my head sadly and force myself not to smile. "I suppose we can blame the bookshelf. It does seem to enjoy being mean to me."

I frown slightly at the end of the film.

"Probably just as well. I'm not sure what kind of future he'd have to look forward to. Seems like it would be hard to be a sharktopus in the world."